Old 03-10-08, 08:37 PM   #1
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Here's a little retirement info for you:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.

That is all.
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Old 04-10-08, 01:36 AM   #2
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Hah, I love it. I think I bought about 5g's worth though
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