Laff Traxx - joke thread

snobeach · 03-10-08, 08:37 PM

Here's a little retirement info for you:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.

That is all.

yarddog313 · 04-10-08, 01:36 AM

Hah, I love it. I think I bought about 5g's worth though

03-10-08, 08:37 PM	#1
snobeach Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 84	Laff Traxx - joke thread Here's a little retirement info for you: If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg. That is all. __________________

04-10-08, 01:36 AM	#2
yarddog313 Face plant master Join Date: May 2008 Location: Lake Placid NY Posts: 72	Hah, I love it. I think I bought about 5g's worth though __________________ Yeah that's all I got